10 second interview (a la JT Jilly)

Batman or Superman?
Batman (or whatever other superhero played by Christian Bale works for me)

I always mispronounce...
Um... I teach reading, I'm a pretty fluent reader... sound it out - works every time.

What is your biggest fear?
Driving at night (and encountering another crazy intoxicated driver... not kidding)

What would your olympic event be?
summer: spring board diving (I'd score gold with a sweet cannon balllll!) winter: I'm going to go with bobsledding

When the aliens arrive, I hope they bring...
Um... what?

If you were to discover that the roof was on fire, what would you do (for example, seek water)?
Run across the street, call 911 - don't you all plan and practice your fire escape plans?

I like people who are...
funnier than me, but not obnoxiously so.

I wish I had a miniature...
hand (...with my by myself...)

What's the biggest difference between you and your parents?
what's not different between me and my parents is the better question...

What's the latest gadget you've bought?
my cell phone last christmas? i'm not really a gadget person

Who ran away with the spoon?
a little old lady

Cake or Pie?
yellow cake, chocolate frosting PLEASE

Propose a new toothpaste flavor:
chicken

Waffles are...
incredible

Naked food fights are...
a bad idea

What's your favorite kind of cake frosting?
chocolate

Righty or lefty?
righty tighty, lefty loosey ... righty.

Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or smooth?
I enjoy any and all products made of peanuts (that do not have salmonella)

What's your earliest memory?
the scary witch at a halloween party, age 3

What's your favorite blue food?
berries

I love the scent of...
men's cologne - true confession

What's your favorite ice cream topping?
butterscotch

What was (or will be) your wedding song?
I despise making decisions outside of my job. I am hoping my future husband will be decisive and will have an opinion about wedding-ish things.